The Odyssey Was the Worst Mistake in History (Even worse than New Coke!)

I hate The Odyssey.

I hate it SO much. Not only is it about twelve levels above my current reading level, but none of it makes sense! It's just garbage! It's full of unframiliar vocabulary, complicated stories, and stupid footnotes, which are more commonly known as crap.

I don't even want to think about what Mister Homer was smoking when he wrote this garbage, because it's probably even worse than ten pounds of weed. Make that two hundred pounds of weed. No; two thousand!!!

I honestly do not understand how the heck I'm supposed to survive off of Cliff's Notes forever, especially when I have to be the leader of our stupid "literary circles", now can I?

What am I gonna do?

To keep with the theme of horrible things from school, I failed another Algebra quiz. I must have a C in that class! Hopefully, I can raise my grade by turning in some missing assignments to a B before interims, or I'm dead!

And to top it all off, Writer's Guild is tomorrow, and I need a piece of literature to submit! I need to write it tonight!

But, on a somewhat lighter note, I have an "A" in Spanish. However, my grade for the "homework" category is a D. I can raise that when I turn in two of my missing assignments, which will take a good amount of time to complete.

Now ain't that just the cherry on top of the ice cream sundae we call life?